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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2007, 03:46:04 PM »
Its about that time of year where i can work on my bike without feeling guilty that i'm not riding it.  I was just wondering how you guys feel about retard eliminators.  A friend of mine has one on his bike and he seems to like it.  What are the pros and cons of this?

Wow! I have been away for too long.  Is there a way to eliminate retards?  That would be bigger news than the iphone or Microsoft Vista (a product created by retards).

Please, whatever this retard eliminator is, sign me up for one.  What bliss life would be without the friggin' retards everywhere!

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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2007, 08:41:17 PM »
OK, this is some funny shit here.

Oh, BTW...I find this to be VERY true,

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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 02:42:33 PM »
Bahahaahahhahh the eliminator didn't work, cause i'm still here. 8)
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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2007, 04:15:41 PM »
holy crap look who decided to show up haha

...btw this was hilarious
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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2007, 04:38:13 PM »
he been buisy beating up girls. Duh!
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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2007, 05:18:20 PM »
Better that than what mordeth does to them little girls.
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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2007, 05:06:27 PM »
lol I could watch mordeath's vids all day, he is very entertaining and informative. I think you're jealous maskale :P ::)
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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2009, 03:43:19 AM »
Retard eliminator, is that like where the seat explodes and ejects the squid when he inserts his key and attempts to crank the bike? Wouldnt an alarm be cheaper?
:P haha

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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2009, 09:06:10 PM »
:P haha

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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2010, 06:59:52 PM »
 :bump: This thread needed a revival. So damn funny!

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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2010, 02:51:41 AM »
Bahaha
Beautiful :P

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Re: retard eliminator
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2010, 07:41:50 AM »
LMAO ..  There's some gems down in the dregs of the forum.
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