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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2006, 03:39:57 PM »
I just have a large penis :thumb:... I know that's pretty random but somehow seemed appropriate.

On a serious note: the seat on the 06 CBR is pretty slippery.  The tank is contoured nice so it allows for easy hugging but that seat vinyl needs something.  I bought a yard of vinyl from the local crafts store to replace the vinyl on my rear seat pad (it flew off one day at 100 mph) and there's enough left over to do my next saddle.  I may do that to make it both les slippery and add cushion.  Its a lot less expensive than buying an aftermarket seat or skin.
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2006, 03:40:59 PM »
 And please don't crap this thread, I know Its wide open for poking fun at , so lets try to keep it clean.Thanks.
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Ahhh come on........you dont really expect this thread to stay clean do ya???  :P...With these guys :)

BTW...I just stretch my boys up and place them in between my belly and the belt.......no problems... 8)

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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2006, 03:44:23 PM »
You look stupid all on your own.  I just helped you get noticed.  LOL...  (thank you, I'll be here all week)

I actually look like this,  :) I have not cut my hair in over a month. I am gonna see about getting some of my stupid cut off.

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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2009, 12:15:27 AM »
LMFAO ROFL <<<

OMG


 hell just do what i do, put ya freakin' arse up on the passengers seat, that way your nuts not only have their OWN seat ,, IT"S THE FRONT SEAT!!!!

AAAAAAAnd, if there is  a Gixxer moment, when ya put da hamma down,, they will hit the "butt rest" ! ;D :thumb: 8)
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2009, 12:50:54 AM »
I would just recommend wearing boxer briefs, the lycra kind. Should help keep your junk in place.

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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2009, 09:17:41 PM »
Ya, or just be a man and deal with it.
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2009, 10:24:42 PM »
yeah, but deal with it for too long, and you might just not be a man any longer :P
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2009, 04:51:19 PM »
:fu:  You got me looking stupid at work cause I am laughing by myself.

same here...and I'm the only guy that works here so nobody could even understand. LMAO!!!

My boys do that all the time. HORRIBLE!!!!
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2009, 07:32:09 PM »
:fu:  You got me looking stupid at work cause I am laughing by myself.
My new office has a glass wall that is facing me and when I read this I started laughing like such an idiot. A client walked by and gave me this look like I'm insane and there was no way they we're going to hand over $30k+ to make a deal w/ an idiot!  ::)

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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 06:08:02 AM »
today i was driving through my neighborhood and i hit a little bump ive never seen before (may have been a small child, i wasnt paying attention, the little shits are always running out towards me like im some gah damn ice cream man) and i tell you i thought i was gonna pass out, it tapped my boys exactly wrong, i had to pull over and check my tires for 10 minutes to try and walk it off.
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 08:31:13 AM »
today i was driving through my neighborhood and i hit a little bump ive never seen before (may have been a small child, i wasnt paying attention, the little shits are always running out towards me like im some gah damn ice cream man) and i tell you i thought i was gonna pass out, it tapped my boys exactly wrong, i had to pull over and check my tires for 10 minutes to try and walk it off.

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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 09:29:49 AM »
:P :P :P hahaha, that's a good one, nut!  (fits the nick too :P ) anyway, i bet now you know precisely how much thread you have left in each section of the tire.



l.e. darn it, can't stop laughing, keep imagining you walking around trying to look all skeptical, while blinking back tears :P
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 12:15:12 PM »
lmao definitely a great read for the morning! :thumb:

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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2009, 02:10:17 PM »
i bet now you know precisely how much thread you have left in each section of the tire.

Hey Cosmo, how much thread is in a tire?
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Re: Where do you put them-place them?
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2009, 02:18:57 PM »
oh, drats, dunno how exactly it's called, thought i had it :P :(  well, you know what i mean... how much of the pattern, rubber, "life"... hell if i know what to call it now ???
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