money..?

[Jeff]

i'm a pirate.....yarrrr

I don't know why, but that literally made me laugh out loud. 

[bignate18]

endless, stop playing, tell them what you really do for money before i do.

[Mr. 3holepunch]

I'm rich beeeooootch!  I was born that way, sorry 'bout it.

[Fretless33]

I'm rich beeeooootch! I was born that way, sorry 'bout it.

Since this is a thread where everyone is telling a tall tale, this reply fits in just right

[TopgunRR]

Since this is a thread where everyone is telling a tall tale, this reply fits in just right

oh no.. mine is real.

[bignate18]

topgun, that cannot be real, i see nothing in there that said you swallow.

[Mr. 3holepunch]

topgun, that cannot be real, i see nothing in there that said you swallow.

That was funny.

[Craig04RR]

I don't know why, but that literally made me laugh out loud. 

 holy shit that is funny because I just finished  laughing out loud and then saw u say this, it did strike me as hellla funny too.

[DaBeachBum]

I'm married, have a son in collage, and ride a Ducati,  what money???

Collage? Good thing he's going cause i can tell you never went, lol
I'm socking away 400 bones / month for my brat to go starting in 2011. 

[alaskarider]

SUch interestin "jobs" you guys have. Im just an electrician working, thats what I call it, on an oil platform to make gasoline for all the bikes of america. Theres that clunking noise again

[Gunslinger]

  I stand at the end of the off ramp near my house with a sign that says "Will work for motorcycle payment and mods". This works pretty damn good. I get up in the morning around 5:30am and work untill around 9:30am then I hit it again around 3:30pm untill close to 6:30pm. My sign changes occasionally depending on my needs. If I want something new for my Jeep the sign reads "Will work for Rubicon repairs/parts". Since no one actually say's "Come and work for me" and they just hand me cash I rake in around $800.00-$1200.00 a day.


  OH!! This one works great when I want a new gun; "Will work for Firearms". Cops tend to give me funny looks on that one though.

[mjflagg]

  I stand at the end of the off ramp near my house with a sign that says "Will work for motorcycle payment and mods". This works pretty damn good. I get up in the morning around 5:30am and work untill around 9:30am then I hit it again around 3:30pm untill close to 6:30pm. My sign changes occasionally depending on my needs. If I want something new for my Jeep the sign reads "Will work for Rubicon repairs/parts". Since no one actually say's "Come and work for me" and they just hand me cash I rake in around $800.00-$1200.00 a day.


  OH!! This one works great when I want a new gun; "Will work for Firearms". Cops tend to give me funny looks on that one though.

This is the most believable story!

I’m a plumber; my wife is my sugar mama. Just as long as I keep laying the pipe she buys me cool sh!t.

[BlackNumberOne]

I feel alot better about myself now.  I also failed at the whole "job" thing. I registered my home phone on the "no call list" and submit my phone number as often as possible on surveys and contests. Whenever i get a sales call, i record it and sue the company. These laws are so cut and dry that the companies that i sue don't even have a chance, and i know what to say and don't even need a lawyer anymore. If i didn't need a new rear shock, my local newspaper wouldn't hate small claims court so much. beats doing actual "work".....  i'd rather be riding the mountains and not even having to remember what day of the week it is. Besides, most the companies avoid court and just had me money. Its kinda like being friends with Absoluke.

[WhiskeyRR]

Its kinda like being friends with Absoluke.

  That's great 

[hairbag]

Fretless33 I was going to say the same thing.