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Re: money..?
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2005, 08:39:18 AM »
if you get enough high interest credit cards, you can have them pay for each other.


You say that but it's true!! I know of a few guys that race that have maxed out their cards......................oh well.
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Re: money..?
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2005, 08:57:27 AM »
This thread is very entertaining and it's nice to finally see what we do to support ourselves :thumb:
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2005, 10:47:33 AM »
since i live and work in TJ, every chance i get i take a bag of dust back to the states.  it costs me about 500$ to buy it down here, and i can sell it for 2500$  i do that once a week and just cross daily just to keep suspicion down.  I know and pay all of the border crossing guards, i have schedules of when they'll be one, and i come through when they're on, and slip them a 3hun.  we've got it down so that even if i go to secondary inspection, the boss over there gets his cut as well.

I got caught one time, but just payed 5000$ to one of the guys and he let me go.  that's how i got the deal i have now. 

I also went partners on a whorehouse down here.  what a racket.

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Re: money..?
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2005, 11:03:47 AM »
since i live and work in TJ, every chance i get i take a bag of dust back to the states.  it costs me about 500$ to buy it down here, and i can sell it for 2500$  i do that once a week and just cross daily just to keep suspicion down.  I know and pay all of the border crossing guards, i have schedules of when they'll be one, and i come through when they're on, and slip them a 3hun.  we've got it down so that even if i go to secondary inspection, the boss over there gets his cut as well.

I got caught one time, but just payed 5000$ to one of the guys and he let me go.  that's how i got the deal i have now. 

I also went partners on a whorehouse down here.  what a racket.

 :P  This is probably true...  :P
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« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2005, 12:16:44 PM »
I'm the number one customer at the local sperm bank  :jerkoff:
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Re: money..?
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2005, 12:18:10 PM »
I'm married, have a son in collage, and ride a Ducati,  what money???
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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2005, 12:20:54 PM »
I'm the number one customer at the local sperm bank  :jerkoff:
why do you need all that sperm for ?  ... oh you mean you are the number one "donor" !!!

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Re: money..?
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2005, 12:28:59 PM »
why do you need all that sperm for ?


A protein shake? :P

Ok, that's fucking gross!!! :P
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Re: money..?
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2005, 12:59:23 PM »
I'm the number one customer at the local sperm bank  :jerkoff:

Ahhh... so YOU'RE the special they're running!

"2 for one on ugly moron seed"

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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2005, 01:01:17 PM »
why do you need all that sperm for ?  ... oh you mean you are the number one "donor" !!!

Don't be hatin' mr "backed up like a sewer grate in a hurricane".  Mr "I could shampoo a buffalo"...  You could be a millionaire if they handed you a pail and gave you a closet.
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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2005, 01:54:05 PM »
the hell...?

who gave all of you too much sugar in your captain crunch??
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Re: money..?
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2005, 02:37:08 PM »

A protein shake? :P

Ok, that's fucking gross!!! :P
Ahhh... so YOU'RE the special they're running!

"2 for one on ugly moron seed"

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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2005, 02:51:45 PM »
i was involved in a thermo-nuclear accident at a top-secret government facility for testing whether M&Ms of different colors had different tastes. besides the government paying me untold millions to keep my mouth shut (whoops... maybe they won't check this site), i aquired three distinct superpowers from the exposure to nuclear waste which i exploit to rob banks blind: x-ray vision (helpful in scoping out vaults), invisibility, and the ability to make my shit smell like a fresh spring morning. this is how i manage to make the staggering payments of $150/month on the bike.

my general plan is the same for all my robberies: i walk in, announce that my shit, indeed, does NOT stink, and lay a nice turd on the floor. while all the employees are distracted by this amazing display, i use my invisibility to disappear. while invisible, i use my x-ray vision to check out the color of any hot female bank tellers' unmentionables, then run over to the vault (which is usually open), and take any cash they have.

simple.
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Re: money..?
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2005, 03:21:31 PM »
i was involved in a thermo-nuclear accident at a top-secret government facility for testing whether M&Ms of different colors had different tastes. besides the government paying me untold millions to keep my mouth shut (whoops... maybe they won't check this site), i aquired three distinct superpowers from the exposure to nuclear waste which i exploit to rob banks blind: x-ray vision (helpful in scoping out vaults), invisibility, and the ability to make my shit smell like a fresh spring morning. this is how i manage to make the staggering payments of $150/month on the bike.

my general plan is the same for all my robberies: i walk in, announce that my shit, indeed, does NOT stink, and lay a nice turd on the floor. while all the employees are distracted by this amazing display, i use my invisibility to disappear. while invisible, i use my x-ray vision to check out the color of any hot female bank tellers' unmentionables, then run over to the vault (which is usually open), and take any cash they have.

simple.

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Re: money..?
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2005, 09:24:17 AM »
i'm a pirate.....yarrrr
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