i was involved in a thermo-nuclear accident at a top-secret government facility for testing whether M&Ms of different colors had different tastes. besides the government paying me untold millions to keep my mouth shut (whoops... maybe they won't check this site), i aquired three distinct superpowers from the exposure to nuclear waste which i exploit to rob banks blind: x-ray vision (helpful in scoping out vaults), invisibility, and the ability to make my shit smell like a fresh spring morning. this is how i manage to make the staggering payments of $150/month on the bike.
my general plan is the same for all my robberies: i walk in, announce that my shit, indeed, does NOT stink, and lay a nice turd on the floor. while all the employees are distracted by this amazing display, i use my invisibility to disappear. while invisible, i use my x-ray vision to check out the color of any hot female bank tellers' unmentionables, then run over to the vault (which is usually open), and take any cash they have.
simple.
