Phoenix is full of snow birds [old people who move between here for winter and up north for summer] so I just go around beating them up and taking their money. I spent the first round of muggings on guns to help with round #2. I also purchased a thick stick [no trees for sticks in the desert, you gotta buy em] for beatings. Its really fun driving away slowly so they think [and try] to chase you on their electric carts while yelling 90yr old your mama jokes at me. Sometimes the jokes are good and make me cry on the inside but I just hit the gas pedal and drive away at that point. Then I spend the money on CBR's and feel good about life again.
