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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2005, 10:19:44 AM »
Oh please "playa"! Go back to the hood! Nobody gives a shit about "yo pimpin' ass" on here! Your mother must be really proud of you "Owning" these girls. Take your ass back down to MLK and peddle your "Gyrlz" in pink and purple.
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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2005, 10:23:03 AM »
Oh please "playa"! Go back to the hood! Nobody gives a shit about "yo pimpin' ass" on here! Your mother must be really proud of you "Owning" these girls. Take your ass back down to MLK and peddle your "Gyrlz" in pink and purple.

They can't afford them on MLK I don't think...and take it easy guy...I thought we were SHOOTING THE BULL.

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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2005, 10:29:06 AM »
Holy shit I usually don't say much on internet forums but you are the biggest DUMBASS EVER.  Do you think you're impressing people by saying you have money.  It seems like you're a little spoiled brat.  And oh yeah get those girls for guys like me, that's retarted I wouldn't pay for some chick to go on the back of my bike I have a hot gf already and if I wanted to I could get plenty of other gilrs to go on the back.  I wish I lived somewhere near you so I could meet you kick your ass and knock over your bike.  I hope someone kicks your dumb ass off this forum so noone has to listen to your spoiled ass anymore. In conclusion you are succccch a dumbass.

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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2005, 10:35:03 AM »
They can't afford them on MLK I don't think...and take it easy guy...I thought we were SHOOTING THE BULL.
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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2005, 10:43:46 AM »
Holy shit I usually don't say much on internet forums but you are the biggest DUMBASS EVER.  Do you think you're impressing people by saying you have money.  It seems like you're a little spoiled brat.  And oh yeah get those girls for guys like me, that's retarted I wouldn't pay for some chick to go on the back of my bike I have a hot gf already and if I wanted to I could get plenty of other gilrs to go on the back.  I wish I lived somewhere near you so I could meet you kick your ass and knock over your bike.  I hope someone kicks your dumb ass off this forum so noone has to listen to your spoiled ass anymore. In conclusion you are succccch a dumbass.

The gyrlz have their own bike damn it.  Read carefully.  They don't want to go on your bike.  You are a joke to me.

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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2005, 10:47:22 AM »
 I wish I lived somewhere near you so I could meet you kick your ass and knock over your bike.  I hope someone kicks your dumb ass off this forum so noone has to listen to your spoiled ass anymore. In conclusion you are succccch a dumbass.


That is pretty funny.  Trying to kick me off my bike will surely get you shot.  Hey dumbass...you never conclude your thoughts by sayng "in conclusion".  Still trying to graduate from high school english?   What an idiot.

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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2005, 10:48:46 AM »
JQrr you should get that jerking problem checked out...looks like you could use an escort service loser.
Weren't you saying on some other thread how much money you make and have enough to waste?  Then why would you get into an escort service with such a retarded proposition?  Save yourself the trouble and embarrassment.  If you really got some girls you "own" then just put them to work by making them clean your house and cook you food.  I don't know what you do for a living or how old you are (probably 20 and live off your parents), but you really are pathetic.  Nobody here thinks you're cool.  Nobody here gives a shit if you run an escort service or clean porto-potties.  So, stop posting useless shit to stroke your ego.  Everyone here knows what an immature adolescent you are, so just give up dude.  By keep retaliating, you're only digging yourself deeper into the hole.  I know you're enjoying this very much... but so is everyone else and the joke is on you.

And, as for my jerking problem, I have a medical condition called ginormis testitis which I have to shoot a load every few hours so my balls wouldn't explode.  I'm rubbing one out as i type this.  :jerkoff: Uh...uh..ah..uh..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :drool:
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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2005, 11:08:05 AM »
I bet you three girls could clear $50K a week.
Ummm, to make that kind of money, they'd have to be sitting on my face and or.......not the bike :P
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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2005, 11:09:31 AM »
I wish I lived somewhere near you so I could meet you kick your ass and knock over your bike.  
:P

HA HA HA HA HA!!!  :P

Damn 57.......i swear i just read one of the forums and they are calling you gay in it!!!!  :P
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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2005, 11:55:04 AM »
I showed this thread to my fiance and she said: "What an asshole. Call him out on it."  So since I got The Girl's permission, I'll take you up on this 57.  When you get your little service going, I'll try it.  I live in Detroit.  Afterwards I'll post on this site to give an opinion.  What's the price?
I'd do it, but I threw my back out humping your Mom last night.  Neege.

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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2005, 12:21:57 PM »
This fucking troll is worthless.  I'm sick of coming in here, reading about how he's so rich and got so much game and can ride so well.  Typical bench racer and forum jockey if you ask me.  So you have money, what does that matter?  You think we're impressed because you measure your penis by how many duckets you have in the bank?  The end result is that you look for validation by coming on an Internet forum and brag about it to people who in turn laugh at your puerile fantasies...

To 57:
You provide nothing of value in any of your posts.  Why do you come here?  To look for a reaction from some of us?  I guess you've accomplished your goal, then.  Why don't you put some of your money and power towards something more productive, like finding some friends or people out in the real world who actually give a flying fuck about the bullshit you spew.  Either that or spend a few dollars on a shrink to get you past your apparent developmental block that formed sometime around middle school...


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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2005, 12:28:26 PM »
Actually, since I'm a numbers guy, lets break down that $50k a week...

3 girls = 16,667 per girl/wk

assuming they do it every single day = $2381 per day/girl

a high priced hooker is in the $1k range and doesn't work every single day and doesn't do 2 clients a night...

So you're telling me that these girls are going to make more than a high end hooker every single day of the week ?

I would highly recommend a basic business class, and another on pro-forma financial projections...
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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2005, 12:32:31 PM »
Ha hahahahahahahahah.   Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.   Bwahahahahahahahah.

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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2005, 12:37:28 PM »
Ha hahahahahahahahah.   Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.   Bwahahahahahahahah.

very clever, however those were your numbers Mr Wizard...
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Re: Crotch Rocket Gyrlz
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2005, 12:37:48 PM »
Ha hahahahahahahahah.   Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.   Bwahahahahahahahah.

Why are you laughing?  That we're taking what you say seriously and are making arguments?  

The funny thing is, it doesn't matter if you're being serious or being deceptive, you're an idiot regardless.

If you're honest about yourself, you're just a run of the mill idiot.

If you're being deceptive, you're an idiot who gets off on any attention you get.  You think you're playing with us, but you're really playing yourself.
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