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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2005, 01:12:16 PM »
Yea, I have my rear cowl on all the time, and when lil' bitches come up asking for rides, I just point to the cowl and say, "I'm sorry lil' bitch, I don't have a seat for you.  But I got a nice comfy bed at my house!"
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2005, 01:52:36 PM »
Yea, I have my rear cowl on all the time, and when lil' bitches come up asking for rides, I just point to the cowl and say, "I'm sorry lil' bitch, I don't have a seat for you.  But I got a nice comfy bed at my house!"

 ::)  Why they gotta be called bitchees?!?!?  That happened once, when i first met Paiky.  His friend had 2 chicks to ride, all of us had our seat cowls on, so she had to be ditched.  If i remember correctly she didn't look too shabby either...
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2005, 03:33:01 PM »
Stan, put the rear cowl on, remove the passenger foot pegs and tell her your bike was made for racing, not passengers...

thats the best reponse yet!!!  :thumb:   Thats what i would do!!!
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2005, 03:47:17 PM »
Well if you gets on your nerves, which I'm sure all ex's can do, then you can always try this...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dumpgirlfriend.html

Or just show her that vid, then ask her if she still wants to go for a ride.


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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2005, 03:50:15 PM »
there's an old saying about this very subject...

fat chicks are like mopeds... alot of fun, but you don't want your friends seeing you riding one...  :spank:
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2005, 08:15:40 PM »
there's an old saying about this very subject...

fat chicks are like mopeds... alot of fun, but you don't want your friends seeing you riding one...  :spank:

 :P :P :P :P  So true..

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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2005, 10:57:24 PM »
there's an old saying about this very subject...

fat chicks are like mopeds... alot of fun, but you don't want your friends seeing you riding one...  :spank:
I don't think it's much fun.  Only thing I'll even take from her is a blowjob and she has to keep her clothes on.

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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2005, 03:50:31 AM »
Stan, put the rear cowl on, remove the passenger foot pegs and tell her your bike was made for racing, not passengers...

 :thumb:

I agree

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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2005, 07:40:50 PM »
Going to have to agree with this one....remove pegs & add seat cowl.  I am the first to admit that passengers suck...but this can be all the better for you if you think of it this way...where is the best view of a hot chick??? Answer: on the back of someone else's bike.  It is really dangerous and hard to look at a hot chick on the back of YOUR bike...but on the back of your buddies the view can be exceptional :drool:
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2005, 09:06:58 PM »
It's a great way to be cocky + funny when a girl wants to ride on the bike, but you tell her she's probably too heavy because the max passenger weight is 200 lbs.

Shit robocop! What a video! I bet she had some serious road rash. I wonder if she was pissed at the guy or not?
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2005, 07:38:39 AM »
Wow 200lbs..., only if shes 7'3"  :D

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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2005, 07:31:07 PM »
thats a big bitch!!  oh hell id bang her (guess thats not saying much) lol
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2005, 08:22:53 PM »
i'm torn on the metric system. my engineer half loves it because it's well thought out (everything is multiples of 10). but my asshole american half (probably the stronger half) hates it because i have no concept of it's physical measures. how the hell long is a kilometer? how the hell much does a kilogram weigh?

eh, you're right. damn the metric system!

it's pretty easy ... for a french guys, so i will try to explain ....
volume, weight and capacity are all linked one to the other. and water freezes at  zero degres celcius.

for instance, one liter of water, weigh one kilo and will fit in 1 cubic decimeter.
1000 liter weight one ton (1000 kilos) and will fit in 1 square meter. 
 
but what about for me when I moved in the US ... people talking in cup, in fluid ounce, in gallon, in inch, in foot, in yard, in mile, in pound, in degres farenheigt (i don't know how to spell that fu**ing word  :-X )
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2005, 08:25:43 PM »
Wow 200lbs..., only if shes 7'3"  :D

110 kilo is not equal to 200 pound ....
90 kilo is 200 pound ...

so if she is 110 kilo, she is more like 230 pound ....

too dangerous to put on the back of the bike anyway ...  :'(
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Re: undesirible passenger???
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2005, 03:33:42 PM »
you can trust me. I don't even have a mustache.