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another noob
« on: April 26, 2005, 12:52:24 PM »
What's going on people?  Just got my first bike last Monday - '04 CBR600RR - and I am pretty sure I will have lots of questions.  Please bear some stupid ones being new at this.  Now about the questions:

1.  Boxers/Briefs/Thong/Grannies/Commando: boxers
2.  Years riding: green
3.  Biggest mistake in life you've ever made: had my first car "blessed" by a roman-catholic priest, 6 accidents and counting ever since...
4.  Other bikes owned: none
5.  Is synthetic oil better than dino oil?  ???
6.  When was the last time you lubed your chain? Just got the bike.
7.  87 or 91 octane?  91  ???
8.  Number of crashes?  I'm hoping to keep this number low.
9.  Where is the bank angle sensor located and what does it do?  measures bank angle?  ???
10. Is a cush drive significant to you?  I don't want to piss blood if that's what you're getting at.  8)
11. Favorite movie: scarface
12. When was the last time you were kicked in the groin?  never!  8) lucky i guess
13. How do you pronounce "Akrapovic"?   ??? is it expensive?



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Re: another noob
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2005, 01:08:16 PM »
wassap! ;D

Is that an 05?
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Re: another noob
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2005, 01:12:45 PM »
wassap! ;D

Is that an 05?

JQ, for your failure to read the original response of:

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Just got my first bike last Monday - '04 CBR600RR

You get the honor of a Unique (formerly known as stupid) question relocation.
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Re: another noob
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2005, 01:15:33 PM »
 :P :P
Bring on the squids, I need part for my bike.

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Re: another noob
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2005, 01:17:30 PM »
And I thought it was for the noob for the crazy smilie answers  :P welcome btw  :thumb:

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Re: another noob
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2005, 01:56:20 PM »
Oh shit! :P

Thank you for the honor!  It is a dream come true for me to make it into this section.  Over a year of hard work and determination on this forum has finally paid off.  I would like to thank all the members for their support.  I want to thank my parents, my brother, my friends, fellow retarded members who inspired me, and most of all... I'd like to thank my fans!  Nothing brings greater joy to me than coming through and achieving my dream in front of all my fans who love me and believe in me.  Thank you and good night! 8)
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Re: another noob
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2005, 02:37:17 PM »
3. Biggest mistake in life you've ever made: had my first car "blessed" by a roman-catholic priest, 6 accidents and counting ever since...
If the car has survived 6 wrecks I'd say it's definitely a good thing you got the car blessed otherwise it wouldn't be here!
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Re: another noob
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2005, 03:32:41 PM »
Welcome!!
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Re: another noob
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2005, 08:29:27 PM »
Welcome to the board! ;D
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Re: another noob
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2005, 10:16:31 AM »
welcome, new guy.


... poor bastard, he didn't do anything and now his intro is in the stupid questions section!
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Re: another noob
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2005, 10:32:00 AM »
Yea... that's my bad... :embarrassed:
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Re: another noob
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2005, 03:11:51 AM »
JQ, for your failure to read the original response of:

You get the honor of a Unique (formerly known as stupid) question relocation.


 ::) :P

Welcome! And where'd the FNG go??
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Re: another noob
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2005, 11:42:38 AM »

 ::) :P

Welcome! And where'd the FNG go??

Got scared off!
I am kinder and gentler now.  I will bend you over AND use lube cuz Jeff said I should.

You still aint getin a reach around.

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Re: another noob
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2005, 07:18:38 PM »
Got scared off!

Good job Crash..  :spank:

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Re: another noob
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2005, 09:02:18 AM »
Man... I feel bad now.

Sorry FNG, it's not you, it's me.  Please come back. 8)
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