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Title: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: knarfy on April 03, 2006, 12:45:31 AM
I've been ridding for about 30 years and have ridden from mopeds to scooters to trail to muscle to cruisers but... I just got a cbr and the ridding position does my privates no good. I've been put close to tears several times on unexpected bumps and under hard breaking. I ride close to the tank and have to sorta not sit on them and up and against the tank. I've considered a cup but not sure if I want to do that. What do you do? And please don't crap this thread, I know Its wide open for poking fun at , so lets try to keep it clean.Thanks.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: old wanderer on April 03, 2006, 01:05:40 AM
I had exactly that problem, but nor more.

Bought a set of "Stomper" grip pads for the tank, and now use my knees to help me keep well back in the seat. 1st track day looking at the pictures had a 4-5" gap between the back of the seat and my butt.

Prior to this I was always jamming into the tank, using the grip pads, and proper knee position, I seldom slide forward any more.

It also helps your body postiong and hanging off. Before I had to swivel my hips to hang off, now it is a strainght lateral shift of my butt and upper body.

Try them, you never go back.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: knarfy on April 03, 2006, 01:12:56 PM
I can't find any stomper grip pads anywhere, but I do think I know what you mean. Like a tank protector from the jacket zipper  but on the side with a friction texture to hold. If you have a link to where I can find one please send. Thanks.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Fretless33 on April 03, 2006, 01:18:29 PM
Maybe I just have small balls...
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: AlpineJim on April 03, 2006, 02:47:17 PM
I can't find any stomper grip pads anywhere, but I do think I know what you mean. Like a tank protector from the jacket zipper  but on the side with a friction texture to hold. If you have a link to where I can find one please send. Thanks.

Here you go...

http://www.stompdesign.com/stompgrip/home.asp
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Angelo1 on April 03, 2006, 04:24:32 PM
Maybe I just have small balls...
Or non at all...... :P   I couldn't help it  :(.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Stigo69 on April 04, 2006, 12:11:37 AM
i totally know what hes talkin about....these gaint nuts of mine get crushed even when im sitting all the way back on the passenger seat!!  LOL!!!! :P

no but seriously i know what your talkin about....it sucks!
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: JQrr on April 04, 2006, 01:28:47 AM
 :P  This is funny.  I'm sure everyone has experienced this.  There was one time I hit a bump that I didn't see so hard, I had to pull over and take a few deep breaths.  I guess the only real solution is to not sit so close to the tank.  But, that cup idea is not a terrible one! :P
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: sledge on April 06, 2006, 05:25:12 AM
its not my nuts i worry about myself. its my penis if I get past by another GSX-r1000 with the atitude they want to race its going to shrink into nothingness
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Angelo1 on April 06, 2006, 10:21:09 AM
its not my nuts i worry about myself. its my penis if I get past by another GSX-r1000 with the atitude they want to race its going to shrink into nothingness
Just tell those gixxer riders to put thier helmet on the right way instead of it just sitting on the top of thier head backwards.  OH...and mention there is a starbucks around the corner...they will forget all about racing to park thier bike.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Stigo69 on April 06, 2006, 02:11:37 PM
Just tell those gixxer riders to put thier helmet on the right way instead of it just sitting on the top of thier head backwards.  OH...and mention there is a starbucks around the corner...they will forget all about racing to park thier bike.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!  and tell him there is a shop next to starbucks that they can get their shit cromed, stretched, and painting while they drink their coffee! :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Lion` on September 18, 2006, 12:00:30 PM
Gixxer riders don't have that problem because they have enough room in the "trunk" of their bike to remove their balls and place them in storage during the ride.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Jeff on September 20, 2006, 10:05:34 AM
The worst is when you're wearing jeans and you have that seam separating your boys, and all of a sudden leftie wants to jump the seam and visit righty.  PING!  Man, that smarts...

Only have that problem on the zuma.  On everything else, I'm wearing leathers. 

But I do zip-tie my member to my calf so that it doesn't drag on the ground...
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: maskale on September 20, 2006, 04:57:54 PM
The worst is when you're wearing jeans and you have that seam separating your boys, and all of a sudden leftie wants to jump the seam and visit righty. 

 :fu:  You got me looking stupid at work cause I am laughing by myself.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Jeff on September 20, 2006, 05:31:46 PM
:fu:  You got me looking stupid at work cause I am laughing by myself.

You look stupid all on your own.  I just helped you get noticed.  LOL...  (thank you, I'll be here all week)
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Lion` on September 20, 2006, 05:39:57 PM
I just have a large penis :thumb:... I know that's pretty random but somehow seemed appropriate.

On a serious note: the seat on the 06 CBR is pretty slippery.  The tank is contoured nice so it allows for easy hugging but that seat vinyl needs something.  I bought a yard of vinyl from the local crafts store to replace the vinyl on my rear seat pad (it flew off one day at 100 mph) and there's enough left over to do my next saddle.  I may do that to make it both les slippery and add cushion.  Its a lot less expensive than buying an aftermarket seat or skin.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: mytribalRR on September 20, 2006, 05:40:59 PM
 And please don't crap this thread, I know Its wide open for poking fun at , so lets try to keep it clean.Thanks.
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Ahhh come on........you dont really expect this thread to stay clean do ya???  :P...With these guys :)

BTW...I just stretch my boys up and place them in between my belly and the belt.......no problems... 8)
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: maskale on September 20, 2006, 05:44:23 PM
You look stupid all on your own.  I just helped you get noticed.  LOL...  (thank you, I'll be here all week)

I actually look like this,  :) I have not cut my hair in over a month. I am gonna see about getting some of my stupid cut off.

 ;D
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: quain159 on February 17, 2009, 01:15:27 AM
LMFAO ROFL <<<

OMG


 hell just do what i do, put ya freakin' arse up on the passengers seat, that way your nuts not only have their OWN seat ,, IT"S THE FRONT SEAT!!!!

AAAAAAAnd, if there is  a Gixxer moment, when ya put da hamma down,, they will hit the "butt rest" ! ;D :thumb: 8)
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: beer on February 17, 2009, 01:50:54 AM
I would just recommend wearing boxer briefs, the lycra kind. Should help keep your junk in place.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: bigdcbr600 on February 19, 2009, 10:17:41 PM
Ya, or just be a man and deal with it.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: cosmo on February 19, 2009, 11:24:42 PM
yeah, but deal with it for too long, and you might just not be a man any longer :P
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: i.rideCBRo8 on March 06, 2009, 05:51:19 PM
:fu:  You got me looking stupid at work cause I am laughing by myself.

same here...and I'm the only guy that works here so nobody could even understand. LMAO!!!

My boys do that all the time. HORRIBLE!!!!
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: ian on March 06, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
:fu:  You got me looking stupid at work cause I am laughing by myself.
My new office has a glass wall that is facing me and when I read this I started laughing like such an idiot. A client walked by and gave me this look like I'm insane and there was no way they we're going to hand over $30k+ to make a deal w/ an idiot!  ::)
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: nut on April 17, 2009, 08:08:02 AM
today i was driving through my neighborhood and i hit a little bump ive never seen before (may have been a small child, i wasnt paying attention, the little shits are always running out towards me like im some gah damn ice cream man) and i tell you i thought i was gonna pass out, it tapped my boys exactly wrong, i had to pull over and check my tires for 10 minutes to try and walk it off.
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Fretless33 on April 17, 2009, 10:31:13 AM
today i was driving through my neighborhood and i hit a little bump ive never seen before (may have been a small child, i wasnt paying attention, the little shits are always running out towards me like im some gah damn ice cream man) and i tell you i thought i was gonna pass out, it tapped my boys exactly wrong, i had to pull over and check my tires for 10 minutes to try and walk it off.

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: cosmo on April 17, 2009, 11:29:49 AM
:P :P :P hahaha, that's a good one, nut!  (fits the nick too :P ) anyway, i bet now you know precisely how much thread you have left in each section of the tire.



l.e. darn it, can't stop laughing, keep imagining you walking around trying to look all skeptical, while blinking back tears :P
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: ian on April 17, 2009, 02:15:12 PM
lmao definitely a great read for the morning! :thumb:
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Jeff on April 17, 2009, 04:10:17 PM
i bet now you know precisely how much thread you have left in each section of the tire.

Hey Cosmo, how much thread is in a tire?
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: cosmo on April 17, 2009, 04:18:57 PM
oh, drats, dunno how exactly it's called, thought i had it :P :(  well, you know what i mean... how much of the pattern, rubber, "life"... hell if i know what to call it now ???
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: nut on April 17, 2009, 07:20:37 PM
l.e. darn it, can't stop laughing, keep imagining you walking around trying to look all skeptical, while blinking back tears :P
thats exactly what i was doing, man it was bad, prolly the worst my boys have ever been through..... but, i am noticing slightly more wear on the left of my rear tire do to favoritism, need to work on that  :thumb:
Title: Re: Where do you put them-place them?
Post by: Phenominon on April 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
today i was driving through my neighborhood and i hit a little bump ive never seen before (may have been a small child, i wasnt paying attention, the little shits are always running out towards me like im some gah damn ice cream man) and i tell you i thought i was gonna pass out, it tapped my boys exactly wrong, i had to pull over and check my tires for 10 minutes to try and walk it off.

I had a little something like this happen to me about a week ago. LOL i was comeing thru an intersection and a guy in a pick up ran his stopsign. I had to slam the front break whitch lodged me onto my hass can and left my boys under 210 lbs of pressure. Luckily there was a gas station down the street with a bathroom 8)