Since it's his birthday today, your best Chuck jokes/facts here... I got inspired (well more like stole them) by a WERA thread...
Chuck once made a woman climax just by pointing at her crotch and sayin BOOYAH ! !
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris can clog a toilet with his piss
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning
There is no such thing as tornado's. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Outer space exists because it's afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The reason there was no life found on Mars is that Chuck Norris has already been there
Did you know that Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac and got it.
Chuck Norris was born 3 months premature, he just had to get out and start kicking some ass.
