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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2010, 02:39:38 AM »
 :o :o :o better be careful or chuck norris is going to  :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2010, 09:13:36 AM »
Quote from: shamu on March 20, 2010, 02:39:38 AM
:o :o :o better be careful or chuck norris is going to  :spank: :spank: :spank:

that's what i'm hoping for. i usually have to pay for that service.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2010, 11:08:37 AM »
odd, i didn't think girls had that problem ???
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2010, 11:33:35 AM »
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2010, 12:46:45 PM »
i'm sure theres a few fellas on here that can take care of that problem for you..just ask?
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2010, 01:10:12 PM »
free too :P
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2010, 01:15:03 PM »
Quote from: cosmo on March 20, 2010, 01:10:12 PM
free too :P

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2010, 05:43:51 PM »
it's one of the benefits of having a side passanger seat :P



facts facts.... the sun drags a knee around chuck norris
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2010, 08:25:32 PM »
chuck norris had sex in the front of an 18 wheeler. his semen leaked into the cab. we now know this rig as Optimus prime.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2010, 11:49:17 AM »
:P :P

chuck norris can whistle underwater
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2010, 09:19:48 PM »
i honestly dont find chuck to be anything special.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2010, 02:45:25 AM »
that's cause you only saw the chinese replica of chuck. if you saw chuck, your eyes would melt.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2010, 07:30:32 AM »
lol :banghead:
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS.....
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2010, 04:02:25 PM »
amazing to see what comes from a dirty comment here haha.

As for Mr Norris...
Chuck Norris invented hamburgers by kicking a cow through a chain link fence.
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