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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #90 on: August 17, 2005, 12:40:32 AM »
The only thing impressive about my story is the extreme stupidity involved...
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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #91 on: August 17, 2005, 12:02:07 PM »
Send it!  Along with a pic of yourself and maybe, just maybe you'll become Greg White's stuntdouble.
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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #92 on: September 02, 2005, 06:51:59 PM »
Here's some pictures of the area where it happened, it was night, so I had to enhance the pics:







I want to see the pics. Maybe you should use http://imageshack.us/ . I've been using them for years....and my pictures are still there.
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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2005, 06:55:58 PM »


I remember what Adam yelled at me after I pulled over to gain my composure..."PLEASE TELL ME YOU MEANT TO DO THAT!!!"

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« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2005, 08:58:57 PM »
I want to see the pics. Maybe you should use http://imageshack.us/ . I've been using them for years....and my pictures are still there.

I moved them Mordeth, so the addresses were changed...I thought this thread was pretty much dead, but I'll fix them for you.

Pictures are fixed...
« Last Edit: September 02, 2005, 09:10:28 PM by Fretless33 »
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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #95 on: September 03, 2005, 12:33:01 AM »
Wow...pics are impressive I just linked to this story in another site. So thanks for getting the pics working.
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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #96 on: September 06, 2005, 04:29:15 PM »
Nice try alaskarider, but it doesn't even come close to my story  ::) :P
you got that right but its an example to never give up when it looks like a hopeless crash. Its amazing what you can do in a "bind" ;D

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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #97 on: September 07, 2005, 06:47:26 AM »
Something similar to prove that sometimes the will to live overcomes all hurdles.
I was on my way home from work on a road I travelled many times. The fun longer way home.
I'm on the main road aproaching where I need to turn right. I check for traffic, nothing around so hook it in, nailing 3rd on the exit of my turn. Looking ahead, I see a car parked on the side of the road. No problem, lot of space as I nail 4th.
What I didn't see was the chunks of engine and oil covering the road. The parked car had blown the bottom out of it's engine.
I have the bike nailed in 4th, I hit the oil and the rear wheel flicks left followed by a violent flick the the right.
This points me towards the grass verg (Drive on the left country). The grass is level with the road as I hit it I'm doing well over 90mph. I manage to turn the bike before I hit the dry stone wall but I'm still at speed. The grass is long and the earth riddled with rabbit holes. I stand up a little on the pegs, slowing the bike as gently as I can with out using to much front brake. I'm heading for the parked car, on the grass and I'm still doing around 70 as I pass it. I remeber the old git's open mouth face as I pass the car, bike bucking under neath me as a struggle to remain in control.
The road starts to drop away from the grass and I'm now 5' up and  aproaching the next obsticle.
A bush is pokeing out into the road. The edges of which have been neatly trimmed by passing trucks. Unfortunatly, trucks don't ride the grass so I have a full 6' high bush to go through. But at 60mph, it doesn't take more than an instant and bang, I'm through it.
The grass level's out with the road and I pull up to a halt after over 200meters of bumpy grass tracking.
I sit for a couple of seconds, to get my heart rate down. Calmley remove my helmet and walk down to the guy to ask why he hadn't put up a warning sign or remove the engine parts from the road.
When he asked me "Why did you drive up the grass?" I realized what a dumb F*** he was and decided not to waste any more words on him. I walked down the the rest of his engine, moved the broken parts off the road and coverd the oil with some of the sandy soil. Walked back to my bike, then rode home.
I think, the will to live saved me. The absolute 'will NOT drop this bike' type of will. I wasn't skill as I'd only been riding for a couple of years.

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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #98 on: September 07, 2005, 09:35:43 AM »
now i believe that story

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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #99 on: September 07, 2005, 11:50:42 AM »
now i believe that story

Whether you believe mine or not...it's true :fu:
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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #100 on: September 07, 2005, 12:32:06 PM »
never said i dont believe yours.   :embarrassed:

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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #101 on: July 12, 2006, 08:15:12 AM »
I'm bumping this....because it's the coolest story on the whole forum. And some of the newwer guys haven't seen it.
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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #102 on: July 12, 2006, 10:53:48 AM »
I'm bumping this....because it's the coolest story on the whole forum. And some of the newwer guys haven't seen it.

And I would be the example of that!  Damn guys!  I'll ride with you anytime Fret...lol.  I could use some of whatever you got!   ;D  Where was that anyway?  I know it was a while ago, but it'd be a nice reminder as I'm driving home since I probably drive that same stretch!

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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #103 on: July 12, 2006, 04:15:25 PM »
I'm bumping this....because it's the coolest story on the whole forum. And some of the newwer guys haven't seen it.

BTW, I ran into your "Vlogs" on youtube today.  That's some funny shit!!! :thumb:

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Re: Craziest thing to ever happen to me!!!
« Reply #104 on: July 12, 2006, 07:18:34 PM »
BTW, I ran into your "Vlogs" on youtube today.  That's some funny shit!!! :thumb:

Thanks man. I was debating whether or whether not to post about them on here. But quite a few of the posters on here seem to dislike me....and I didn't really feel like dealing with the hazing I'd probably get from them. I've got a biker comedy skit that I'm going to film soon....even got a director type guy offer to edit it and stuff. Should be fun.
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